Do Men Know???

This post was inspired by my new blog friend "E". This is in response to his original post Dew Wymin Know? Check him out when you get a chance...you'll thank me later :)

Do Men Know:
~That women generally have phone sex only for UR purposes.
~Wearing jerseys as a grown ass man is a turn off.
~Stopping to ask for directions doesn't mean ur stupid, driving around in circles for hours does!
~We hate when u floss ur money.
~Quiet confidence is sexy.
~Flattery can get u a lonnnng way!
~it’s about EFFORT! Show some innitiave.
~Trust is earned.
~kissing is the best part.
~Sometimes we want you to just listen and not try to solve our problems.
~A simple call or txt to say “I’m thinking about u” is Soooo much better than an hr long convo.
~When u go out of your way to “explain” we know u are lying.
~Valentine’s day means A LOT to us…even if u could give a F***. Do something nice please.
~We generally REACT to your ACTIONS.
~Just because we’re dating u, doesn’t mean we wanna marry you…stop being paranoid!
~EVERY woman wants a man with some dollas in his pocket…but that doesn’t mean she is a gold digger.
~Cursing in front of women and children is a turn off.
~Chivalry ISN'T dead.
~we love it when you take charge...it’s so...masculine!
~That there are some women out there that like to watch the football game as much as you do.
~we’re the horniest during our menstrual cycle.
~dating for 8 yrs is NOT the ish! By a ring or dump me. Shit.
~it’s hella suspicious when u keep ur phone on vibrate! Let the damn phone ring…just don’t answer that ish when u with me. But don’t make it seem like u don’t get phone calls.
~sometimes we’re afraid to send “sexy pics” cuz we think ur gonna show them to ya boys.
~foreplay is a requirement!
~if u don’t lick it…don't expect me to suck it.
~the “just let me stick the tip in” line is PLAYED!
~grabbing at us in the club is the easiest way to get the cold shoulder.
~when we say we “have a man” that means step the F*** off…not, keep on trying!
~No we can not be friends! Didn’t I just tell u I have a man?
~Just because you buy me a drink, it doesn’t mean u own me for the rest of the night!
~If I’m standing with some friends, offer to buy them drinks too and it will get u a lonnng way.
~when u meet a woman in the club and she seems less than interested, it’s probably because there were several lame asses that came before you. Make urself different so that we will be compelled to get to know you.
~waiting to call is foolish.
~calling the same day u get my number is a turn on.
~you should pay for the first few dates even if it’s her idea.
~Showing interest is important but stalking is not hot.
~Being close to your family is a plus...being a mama’s boy is not.
~Walking on the street side and opening doors is a MUST!
~It’s ok to notice other women but noticing and lusting are two different things.
~After we have sex twice…we “go together” lol!
~So what u don’t like our girlfriends...they were here before u and will be here after u.
~The same way u like me, other men do too…don’t take me for granted.
~ur grown ass playing play station all day with ur boys is WACK!
~Having a bunch of kids by a bunch of women makes u look like a man-whore.
~the PERFECT woman doesn’t exist. Stop looking for her.
~Just because she broke ur heart, doesn’t mean I will too…
~everyone isn’t out to “get you.”
~Using ur past relationship(s) as an excuse for your emotional unavailability is unacceptable. Grow up and get some balls!
~We are NOT your mothers.
~breaking up via text is cowardly.
~sometimes we use you as a booty call too.
~If you are over 30 and are still single we are looking at you with the crooked eye.
~the reason we are uncomfortable with your female “friends” is because we know that you once tried to get with them and were put in the “friend” zone…and we KNOW that you probably occasionally still try to get with them.
~it takes 2 seconds to put down the toilet seat.
~that drying towels COMPLETELY is a must, otherwise you smell like sour milk.
~the smell of sweaty balls is worst than a stank cooch.
~the “fishy smell” some women have is called Bacteria Vaginosis and is commonly given to women by men that are having sex with multiple women. Nasty Asses.
~pounding HURTS!
~we think about sex as much as you do…we just don’t always act on our thoughts.
~we just wanna be loved, cherished and respected…and you will be treated like a king!
~we are ALWAYS right!
~don’t be sorry, be careful!
~I could have better you in a minute, matter of fact…he’s calling me now!

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